amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

I promised my Tumblr friends and family pictures of me and my fiance. Well, it turns out we’re not really big on pictures, nor are our families. But, at her sister’s wedding, even we had to bow to the inevitable, and so, behold me and my dearest love, Efrat.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.
batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.
batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.
batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

keyofnik:

FUCKING DYING

#THERE WILL BE NO SHAKING OF HANDS #UNLESS YOU TRY TO CRUSH IT #I WILL HATE SEIYA KOU NO MATTER THE FORM UNTIL THE END OF MY DAYS #THE WIND AND THE SEA DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TELL ME TO #BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BOTH ARE CHEERING ME ON ABOUT THIS
keyofnik:

FUCKING DYING

#THERE WILL BE NO SHAKING OF HANDS #UNLESS YOU TRY TO CRUSH IT #I WILL HATE SEIYA KOU NO MATTER THE FORM UNTIL THE END OF MY DAYS #THE WIND AND THE SEA DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TELL ME TO #BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BOTH ARE CHEERING ME ON ABOUT THIS
keyofnik:

FUCKING DYING

#THERE WILL BE NO SHAKING OF HANDS #UNLESS YOU TRY TO CRUSH IT #I WILL HATE SEIYA KOU NO MATTER THE FORM UNTIL THE END OF MY DAYS #THE WIND AND THE SEA DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TELL ME TO #BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BOTH ARE CHEERING ME ON ABOUT THIS

keyofnik:

FUCKING DYING

#THERE WILL BE NO SHAKING OF HANDS #UNLESS YOU TRY TO CRUSH IT #I WILL HATE SEIYA KOU NO MATTER THE FORM UNTIL THE END OF MY DAYS #THE WIND AND THE SEA DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TELL ME TO #BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BOTH ARE CHEERING ME ON ABOUT THIS

keyofnik:

Usagi: I think we can work together!

Yaten: OKAY FINE BUT SHUT UP AND DON’T TALK AND DON’T MOVE AND STAY AWAY AND DON’T LOOK AT ME

keyofnik:

I’m not sure anyone in the history of anything has ever managed to successfully combine “graceful” and “clumsy”, yet somehow Usagi does it.

keyofnik:

PLEASE INSERT EVERYTHING I JUST SAID IN THIS POST
keyofnik:

PLEASE INSERT EVERYTHING I JUST SAID IN THIS POST

keyofnik:

PLEASE INSERT EVERYTHING I JUST SAID IN THIS POST

keyofnik:

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THIS ENTIRE SCENE FROM START TO FINISH FOR BEING LITERALLY PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
keyofnik:

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THIS ENTIRE SCENE FROM START TO FINISH FOR BEING LITERALLY PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
keyofnik:

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THIS ENTIRE SCENE FROM START TO FINISH FOR BEING LITERALLY PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY

keyofnik:

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THIS ENTIRE SCENE FROM START TO FINISH FOR BEING LITERALLY PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY

keyofnik:

HARUKA IS STILL NOT MOVING

#I WILL DESTROY THIS PERSON WITH THE STRENGTH OF MY BALEFUL GLARE ALONE #fucking michiru though #ALREADY TRYING TO BUTTER HARUKA UP #like in michiru’s mind she’s sitting back in a deck chair #with her gucci sunglasses #sipping a martini #and waiting for the battle to commense #michiru is a well-drressed roman emperor on game day #JW rewatches Sailor Moon #smstars #sm ep 180 #haruka tenoh #michiru kaioh #UNLEASH THE LIONS
keyofnik:

HARUKA IS STILL NOT MOVING

#I WILL DESTROY THIS PERSON WITH THE STRENGTH OF MY BALEFUL GLARE ALONE #fucking michiru though #ALREADY TRYING TO BUTTER HARUKA UP #like in michiru’s mind she’s sitting back in a deck chair #with her gucci sunglasses #sipping a martini #and waiting for the battle to commense #michiru is a well-drressed roman emperor on game day #JW rewatches Sailor Moon #smstars #sm ep 180 #haruka tenoh #michiru kaioh #UNLEASH THE LIONS
keyofnik:

HARUKA IS STILL NOT MOVING

#I WILL DESTROY THIS PERSON WITH THE STRENGTH OF MY BALEFUL GLARE ALONE #fucking michiru though #ALREADY TRYING TO BUTTER HARUKA UP #like in michiru’s mind she’s sitting back in a deck chair #with her gucci sunglasses #sipping a martini #and waiting for the battle to commense #michiru is a well-drressed roman emperor on game day #JW rewatches Sailor Moon #smstars #sm ep 180 #haruka tenoh #michiru kaioh #UNLEASH THE LIONS

keyofnik:

HARUKA IS STILL NOT MOVING

#I WILL DESTROY THIS PERSON WITH THE STRENGTH OF MY BALEFUL GLARE ALONE #fucking michiru though #ALREADY TRYING TO BUTTER HARUKA UP #like in michiru’s mind she’s sitting back in a deck chair #with her gucci sunglasses #sipping a martini #and waiting for the battle to commense #michiru is a well-drressed roman emperor on game day #JW rewatches Sailor Moon #smstars #sm ep 180 #haruka tenoh #michiru kaioh #UNLEASH THE LIONS