branwyn-says:

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

okay, but is anyone else really disappointed that the snake doesn’t just have purple venom.
branwyn-says:

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

okay, but is anyone else really disappointed that the snake doesn’t just have purple venom.
branwyn-says:

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

okay, but is anyone else really disappointed that the snake doesn’t just have purple venom.
branwyn-says:

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.
From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 
DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.
BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 
SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

okay, but is anyone else really disappointed that the snake doesn’t just have purple venom.

branwyn-says:

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

okay, but is anyone else really disappointed that the snake doesn’t just have purple venom.

iammasterofcoffeeandvideogames:




fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.




badass

iammasterofcoffeeandvideogames:


fencehopping
:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

badass


What should have happened in season 3B

What should have happened in season 3B

What should have happened in season 3B

What should have happened in season 3B

What should have happened in season 3B

What should have happened in season 3B

What should have happened in season 3B

What should have happened in season 3B

What should have happened in season 3B

  • Renly: I'll make you a member of my kingsguard if you win a melee against 200 men.
  • Brienne: I've got this.
  • Catelyn: Please escort a prisoner on your own through the war ridden country.
  • Brienne: I've got this.
  • Locke: Let's cosplay my favourite song with a real life bear.
  • Brienne: I've got this.
  • Cersei: I want to talk to you about boys.
  • Brienne: HELP! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!
Rains of Castamere
Adele McAllister

everywindintheriver:

Heyyy, so here is a cover/vocal arrangement of The Rains of Castamere!

Can’t watch tonight’s GOT episode live, so I made and recorded this arrangement in about a half-hour instead! The lyrics are George R. R. Martin’s, and the melody is from Ramin Djawadi’s score for Game of Thrones.

Thanks so much for listening and for any likes/reblogs! I really appreciate it, and hope you enjoy!

TV Shows According To The Tumblr Tags I Follow

trancer21:

Hannibal is about the flower-wreath wearing forbidden gay love between a serial killer and cop, with guest appearances by Gillian Anderson and Gina Torres, sadly, not together.

Black Sails is about a lesbian pirate and the hooker with a heart of gold the pirate is courting.

Warehouse 13 is a scifi show about a bunch of goofballs who hunt supernatural stuff. It is also about the lesbian love affair between a giraffe and a unicorn. There’s also something about dragon’s blood but fuck if I can figure that out.

Orphan Black is about hot lesbians making science together.

Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD is about a computer hacker and a science nerd being lesbians together.

Arrow is about how the Black Canary fills the Oracle sized hole in her heart by banging Oliver’s assistant.

Elementary is about Lucy Liu being awesome, and Natalie Dormer as the sociopath completely dumbfounded by how much Liu’s awesomeness makes her lady parts tingle.

Person Of Interest is a show about what happens when a borderline sociopath and a borderline psychopath can’t decide whether or not they want to kill or have sex with each other.

Rizzoli & Isles is well.. not that different from the show except, on tumblr, the cases are actually interesting and Jane and Maura actually have sex.

Teen Wolf is either about the forbidden gay love between a werewolf and his still-in-high school boyfriend, OR, it’s the supernatural sapphic adventures of a bow and arrow wielding huntress and her banshee girlfriend.

Once Upon A Time is either about a slutty pansexual pirate and, occasionally, the hot blonde who’d really, really like for the pirate to stop banging her dad, OR, it’s about the hot blonde and her tumultuous affair with the Evil Queen, all while the hot blonde’s mom screams either ‘INCEST’ or ‘PORN!’.


LOL BYE (LISTEN)
The greatest Margaery—nay, the greatest Game of Thrones fanmix ever to exist.

LOL BYE (LISTEN)
The greatest Margaery—nay, the greatest Game of Thrones fanmix ever to exist.

LOL BYE (LISTEN)

The greatest Margaery—nay, the greatest Game of Thrones fanmix ever to exist.

notbecauseofvictories:

the first time he lay with arwen, aragorn was a virgin.

oh, there had been offers—innkeepers’ daughters (innkeepers’ wives), a gondorian noblewoman or two, more than a few of of his brothers on the battlefield, and very notably an umbar princess, who had stayed his execution out of great affection—but for aragorn there had only ever been arwen, the memory of her on the banks of the bruinen, dark as oncoming night and with eyes of the first starlight.

(he learned to keep his own counsel, to leave quietly, to spare heartbreak.)

but it means that when arwen tugs at the stays of his trousers, he is suddenly twenty again, rawboned and helpless, uncertain how to catch the evenstar in his hands. I haven’t—he breathes, and arwen goes still. none—none of them were you, I could not…le annon pân veleth nín, nín bereth.

but arwen smiles, tilts her face up to his and kisses the place where his jaw meets his throat. slow, then, that we might have love enough come morning.

it is a fumbling, over-eager thing—every move he makes seems clumsy, inelegant; his knees and elbows make nuisances of themselves; he finishes too quickly—but she is patient, invites him to touch and guides his hands, his mouth—

and when arwen evenstar gasps, nearly wrenching his hair from his head as her thighs press hot against his ears, aragorn thinks he may prove a quick study.

fortythousandth:

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION EVEN IS THIS HOTARU, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLOG